11她的男友是巨大蟑螂 (第1/1页)

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    ???「???那???位???罗???奇???星???人???很???有???意???思???，???我???在???男???厕???跟???他???聊???了???一???下???。???」

    ???「???是???喔???，???我???也???跟???他???女???友???聊???天???了???耶???。???」

    ???「???我???们???真???有???默???契???。???」

    B???博???士???摸???摸???她???的???头???。

    ???「???蚕???宝B???～???」

    ???他???俩???就???这???样???在???露???天???咖???啡???座???上???旁???若???无???人???的???亲???热???起???来???。

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